Category: Funny



I said in a previous post about putting more funny things in the blog to make it more fun so I thought I would write a piece on comparing stereotypical lifestyle dynamics versus real life. Please remember this is funny but has a pretty serious tone to it.



Ok guys the recent couple of posts have been really serious so I thought I would write something a little lighter. It is time for a few chuckles.


New Year Resolutions

This list is of the New Year’s resolutions I will never make as previous years sees me keeping them for maybe a week then giving them up one by one. This makes me feel like shit so I am not going to do it.


What I want/What we will get

have been sitting around thinking about what my perfect Christmas day would be like. Lets discover if my thoughts match up with all of yours. Then I can discover if I’m really just like everyone else.


Things to do in the cold

So the short days of a frozen winter are on the way, even though snow might not happen at Christmas. Back home it is 38 degrees Celsius. While we will have the traditional lunch, in Australia they are cleaning off the bar-b-que or ordering the prawns. I prefer a cold Christmas by far. Now I am going to tell you ways to survive cold … Read More Things to do in the cold


The Patient Submissive

This is about the Patient Submissive just like every Twue Dom deserves.


The Great Mysteries In Life

These are questions that plague me the most and I bet you have loads of your own. They can drive a person doolallytap (crazy). I thought I might list mine.


Okay I’m Noisy

First of all I need to say I am shy but I have a bit of a problem. I am very rambunctious at times. I giggle a lot, I squeal, I scoff, I even snort and that is in real life with S.


Paragon Of Domliness

I am a Paragon of Domliness and I have been the most amazing Dominant all my life. I am twenty-three years old and every moment of my life I order women around. Women live to serve me. I mean ALL women. With one glance from me they fall to their knees ready to serve Me. At the moment I am looking for my perfect … Read More Paragon Of Domliness


Penises and Testicles

Ok I am a girl and do not have said body parts and they totally fascinate me. I mean you only have to touch a penis a little bit and it starts to swell, poking his head up. I mean the obvious applications of said cock and balls can bring some really intense sexual encounters, but apart from that they are still rather nifty. … Read More Penises and Testicles


I am 100% at everything

I am taking the test; you know that BDSM test, the one that will shape what people see of me. I am doing the long test and I answering how I feel people would like to see me so I answered I absolutely strongly agree 100%. I am answering that way with all these questions and I even answer 100% to questions I didn’t even understand.


My relationship with my breasts

Okay this may sound a strange topic but it will become abundantly clear why that title fits me. I have had a double mastectomy recently and they have now got implants.


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