Complete each sentence with an anecdote of sexual adventure or misadventure:
1. The first time I . . .
I did a striptease I fell on my ass and couldn’t stop giggling. Way to ruin the mood. What commends me is I did go on and finished laughing all the way. Hint… don’t go on a strippers pole with sweaty hands.
2. The last time I . . .
I threw a tantrum when I was trying to sew some curtains and I threw said drapes on the floor and was kicking them all over the room then I stood on a pin and it went in deep. Sort of teaches you not to have tantrums.
3. The only time I . . .
I have had to use a safe word with my darling S. just one time and was nothing to do with sex. Safe words are needed in all things sometimes. It was he was trying to talk me into doing something I wasn’t ready to do and it was over something abstract.
4. My best . . .
Friend is my partner. We not only connect on a sexual level and to be honest if we only did connect on a sexual level then we just wouldn’t work. I love working with wood and love to make things, so does S. We have similar tastes in décor, coffee, kitchen appliances, furniture, child rearing, everything. The only thing we disagree on is I would love a spanking for wrong doing. He makes me stand naked in the corner. I love spankings and hate standing in the corner… go figure.
5. My worst . . .
habit is I tend to over explain things. I keep going over it until I see that glazed look in S’s eyes and then I say, ‘oops you know all that don’t you?’ He answers ‘yes darling this isn’t my first rodeo’
BONUS: Everyone, no matter how much experienced, still has some unfulfilled desires. What is at the top of your yet-to-do list?
This is a strange one and I have spoken about it to my darling man. It is by way of a fantasy I guess and I am very careful about fantasies because they don’t always work out the way you think. However, when S. and I make love, I am so caught up in the sensations of my own body I miss a great deal of his arousal. Therefore I would love to watch him with another woman, but to have no involvement myself. I want to see the pleasure he gets, the way his body moves, and see how he responds to another girl. There is one reason we haven’t really looked into it is because I don’t know if I would be jealous. I have a healthy green eyed monster in me under some conditions and it would be horrible if I slapped a girl that I had asked to be with my man. Until I can say, with all honesty, that I won’t be jealous we can’t go there.
Well that was a lot of fun to do. I would encourage everyone to visit the TMI blog so you can read all of the entries.